I created a new Neopet today. His name is Mister Buttermallow and I really don't think you can come up with a better name than that. The thing that really scares me is that 'Mister Buttermallow" was literally the first thing to pop into my head. Yeesh, what a weirdo. Although, in my defense, I was rather hungry at the time.

Speaking of food (I usually am), today for my (late) supper I had Lipton sidekicks...which is not abnormal for me...however they have a feature flavour, "Nacho Cheese". Now, if you are being held captive by wild Boola-Boola natives who tell you that they will eat your eyeballs unless you have a bowl of Nacho Cheese Sidekicks.....I would seriously weigh your options. It was the most horrific thing I've ever eaten.

Nevertheless, I was, as I mentioned before, ravenous......sooo...I ate the whole pot. But I could say that I did it to protect other people in my household from...from....man, I have to stop this.

Goodnight...!